Nassau, Bahamas

If you’ve ever wanted to sip a drink out of a pineapple while living your best island fantasy—Nassau is the moment. It’s vibrant, colorful, a little chaotic at the port gates, but baby, once you know where to go? Total slay.

🚢 Getting off the ship:
Brace yourself. It’s giving “tourist tornado” meets flea market frenzy. You’ll get offers for everything from hair braids to conch fritters before you even spot the first palm tree. Politely swerve and keep walking with purpose—your tropical escape is waiting.

🌴 Sun Cay Villas – Private Island Realness
This isn’t just a beach day, it’s a main character moment. Picture this: your own villa on a private island just a short boat ride from Nassau. White sand. Crystal water. Vibes so good you’ll forget you have a return time for the ship. Want to feel like Beyoncé on vacation? This is your place. Bring your friends and split the cost—it’s luxury without the drama.

🍹 RIU Palace – Adults-Only Day Pass Goals
Now for my child-free cruisers or those just needing a break from hearing “Mom! Mom! Mom!” every 3.4 seconds—RIU is your oasis. It’s a sleek, all-inclusive adults-only resort, and let me tell you, the drinks flow faster than tea at a family reunion. Swim-up bar? Check. Ocean views? Duh. Infinity pool? Naturally. You’ll feel like you’re cheating on your cruise ship—and you won’t feel bad about it.

Warning: You will contemplate missing sailaway. Stay strong.

👙 Breezes – Family-Friendly & Still Fabulous
Got kids in tow but still want that “resort life” vibe? Breezes is your best bet. It’s chill, it’s fun, and there’s something for everyone—from the splash-happy littles to your sunbathing teen trying to get the perfect selfie. It's more “flip-flops and cannonballs” than “champagne and chill,” but that’s the magic. It feels like summer camp meets Caribbean vacay, and the staff bring all the energy.

Tip: Keep an eye on the kids at the beach, and treat yourself to a frozen daiquiri or three. You earned it.

Final Thoughts:
Nassau gets a bad rap sometimes, but the trick is knowing where to go. Skip the port chaos, level up your beach day, and choose the vibe that fits your mood—whether that’s full glam on a private island, kid-free cocktails at RIU, or family fun at Breezes.

Just don’t forget sunscreen and a charger for your phone—you're gonna want pics.